[Intro]
"IT'S A MADHOOOSEEEE"

[Verse 1]
Just came fae the offie and stepped inside,
Screams fae the kitchen and people running tae hide,
Wonder what the buzz is and take a peek,
Aw fuck me ah say in a shriek

[Pre-Chorus]
Danny's on the table an his knobs in his hand,
Twirling it aroon like he's in a marching band,
Stevie's daeing lines on his maw's chopping board,
Lad and lassie in the corner drank too much now they're flooredddd

[Chorus]
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
A COUNCIL ESTATE DISASTER,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
SURE EVERYONES PLASTERED,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
SOMEONES GONNA CALL THE POLIS,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
GOOD JOB I WENT THE OFFIE, WAHEYYYY-EYYY-EYYY-EYYY

[Verse 2]
Stagger tae the washroom cause ahm busting,
Someone's explosive shite has gien the seat a dustin',
Nearly boke try tae close ma eyes,
Smell o' shite oh it's the end of days (the end of DAYYSSSSSS)

[Pre-Chorus]
Try tae flush the toilet an' the handle comes loose,
Someones K-O'd in the bath tub wie a moose,
How the fuck did ah end up in this hoose,
Ah well may as  well let loose... let loose... let looseeeee

[Chorus]
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
A COUNCIL ESTATE DISASTER,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
SURE EVERYONES PLASTERED,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
SOMEONES GONNA CALL THE POLIS,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
GOOD JOB I WENT THE OFFIE, WAHEYYYY-EYYY-EYYY-EYYY

[Verse 3]
All hammered and staggering blind,
I'm a man alone in a world out of it's mind,
Madhoose in the council estate grand,
Madhoose in a mad, mad, landdddd

OH I'M LOSING MY MIND HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA

[hook]ONE...LAST....TIME, HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO 

[Big Finish]
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
A COUNCIL ESTATE DISASTER,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
SURE EVERYONES PLASTERED,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
SOMEONES GONNA CALL THE POLIS,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
GOOD JOB I WENT THE OFFIE, 

IT'S A MADHOOSE,
A COUNCIL ESTATE DISASTER,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
SURE EVERYONES PLASTERED,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
SOMEONES GONNA CALL THE POLIS,
IT'S A MADHOOSE,
GOOD JOB I WENT THE OFFIE, 

WAHEYYYY-EYYY-EYYY-EYYY

WAHEYYYY-EYYY-EYYY-EYYY

Here I have work in the morning and it's 3am I need tae get tae fuck