[Verse 1]
Johnny's a lad fae Glasgow town
Gay as they come bald head like a crown
He loves his mate Docco to bits
But when he types lol Johnny throws fits

[Verse 2]
Docco oh Docco ye ken the rules
It's LOL nae lol ye daft fule
Johnny's face turns red he's pure mad
Typing lol in lowercase drives him bad

[Chorus]
AYE you know better DICK
AYE you know better DICK
AYE you know better DICK
Don't make me sick don't make me sick

[Bridge]
Johnny's temper flares like the Highland winds
Docco changes it up Johnny grins
LOL! aye that's how it's done
Johnny calms down then they have fun

[Verse 3]
Johnny's nae foo but this really gets him
Docco's typing better it stops the grim
In the pub they laugh wi' pints in hand
They ken noo the drill across the land

[Chorus]
AYE you know better DICK
AYE you know better DICK
AYE you know better DICK
Don't make me sick don't make me sick