[Verse 1]
Johnny's drivin' doon the toon
Fae Glesga tae the park noo
Bucky in haun like a crown
Feelin' high cannae come doon

[Chorus]
Forget tits out show big Johnny yer dicks lads
Forget tits out show big Johnny yer dicks lads
Forget tits out show big Johnny yer dicks lads
Lads forget tits out show Johnny yer dicks

[Verse 2]
Craig Tara wae the crew
Wreckin' aw the bits we knew
Laughin' til the mornin' dew
That's just how the lads dae do

[Chorus]
Forget tits out show big Johnny yer dicks lads
Forget tits out show big Johnny yer dicks lads
Forget tits out show big Johnny yer dicks lads
Lads forget tits out show Johnny yer dicks

[Bridge]
Dreams o' Benidorm so bright
Wanna sip n' dance all night
Johnny aye keeps the fun in sight
He's yer man when the craic's just right

[Chorus]
Forget tits out show big Johnny yer dicks lads
Forget tits out show big Johnny yer dicks lads
Forget tits out show big Johnny yer dicks lads
Lads forget tits out show Johnny yer dicks