[Verse 1]
Johnny drives his taxi
Heed bare and shiny
Picks up a bunch of young lads
Plot thickens blimey

[Verse 2]
Wee ones asking for Craig Tara
Johnny starts to grin
Aye he ken what's happening
Buckfast night is in

[Chorus]
WE DON'T NEED NO MAGALUF
WE'VE GOT CRAIG TARA AND THE CRAIC IS GOOD
Dinnae need no sunshine stuff
Craig Tara nights an' we're understood

[Verse 3]
Johnny parks up the motor
Joins the lads oot there
Tigers roar in the corner
Fight's brewing in the air

[Bridge]
Rory sees the squad aye
Feathers start to fly
Buckfast bottles in the sky
What a braw night to deny

[Chorus]
WE DON'T NEED NO MAGALUF
WE'VE GOT CRAIG TARA AND THE CRAIC IS GOOD
Dinnae need no sunshine stuff
Craig Tara nights an' we're