[Verse]
Johnny’s bald an’ he’s proud
Roamin’ round the streets pure loud
Taxi driver aye that’s his game
Keeps the engine running nae shame

[Verse 2]
Claimin’ benefits on the sly
Wi’ a wink an’ cheery hi
In the job centre sittin’ there
Actin’ cool without a care

[Chorus]
HAVE YE APPLIED FOR FIVE JOBS THIS WEEK?
SHOW ME THE PROOF SHOW ME THE PROOOOOOF
HAVE YE APPLIED FOR FIVE JOBS THIS WEEK?
SHOW ME THE PROOF SHOW ME THE PROOOOOOF

[Verse 3]
Jacket tattie fae the chip shop
Livin’ life nae need tae stop
Giein‘ rides round towns an’ lanes
Laughin’ through the wind an’ rains

[Verse 4]
Benefits lassie lookin’ stern
Johnny's face it starts tae burn
Nae a paperwork in sight
He’s there from dawn till night

[Chorus]
HAVE YE APPLIED FOR FIVE JOBS THIS WEEK?
SHOW ME THE PROOF SHOW ME THE PROOOOOOF
HAVE YE APPLIED FOR FIVE JOBS THIS WEEK?
SHOW ME THE PROOF SHOW ME THE PROOOOOOF