[Verse]
Johnny's bald n' proud he be
A bonnie lad frae across the sea
Drives a taxi through the mist
Wee a wink n' a cheeky twist

[Verse 2]
Scotland's lanes he roams at night
Spreadin' love wi' all his might
Powder bags he does receive
Snortin' magics ye'dn believe

[Chorus]
Johnny oh Johnny lad
Tak us places no' so bad
In yer taxi far and wide
We’ll all ride by your side

[Bridge]
Mystic magic in his nose
Highland roads where he goes
Rainbow scenes n' fairy light
Johnny’s world oh what a sight

[Verse 3]
Pick up folks fae town to glen
Talk o' love spreadin' again
Round the lochs n' through the hills
Sniff the dreams that gie the chills

[Chorus]
Johnny oh Johnny lad
Tak us places no' so bad
In yer taxi far and wide
We’ll all ride by your side