[Verse 1]
Johnny drives through the rain
In his cab he feels no pain
Bald head shining in the night
In Glasgow streets he finds delight

[Verse 2]
Ken a wee bit of banter loud
Speaks his mind he’s always proud
Gay and happy nae surprise
A bit of cheek lights up his eyes

[Chorus]
Am Johnny
Johnny who?
And he replies JOHNNY JACKERRRRR

[Verse 3]
He’s a taxi driver chuffed
Knows the streets and all that stuff
Loves the lads and loves the play
Never hides love’s his way

[Verse 4]
Kisses sweet like Irn-Bru
Bold and fierce proud and true
A laugh a wink a cheeky smile
Mak ye want tae stay a while

[Chorus]
Am Johnny
Johnny who?
And he replies JOHNNY JACKERRRRR