[Intro]
He's living the dream if you know what I mean,
Blackpool beaches far from Aberdeen,
Not where he's from but it's where he was last seen,
Blackpool's the alibi in case the polis get keen,

[Verse 1]
Hanging out on the pier in more ways than one,
Talking 'bout his sausage his fleshy gun,
Looking for a laugh lads up for some fun,
Looking for lads... up for a bummmmmmm,

[Chorus]
Bummed in Blackpool, know what I mean?
Bummed in Blackpool, keep your nose clean,
Bummed in Blackpool, the perfect alibi,
Bummed in Blackpool, no need for a lieeeeeeee,

[Verse 2]
Cruisin' the streets and filling sheets,
Time away from the taxi and the well worn seats,
Danger still lurks still lies down below,
They don't know who he is, oh they don't knooooow,

[Hook]Johnny Jacker

[Pre-Chorus]
Slipping in and out of men in the night,
What started as an alibi now taken a bite,
Have a bit of fun in the Blackpool breeze,
You know Johnny likes them when they fall to their kneesssss,

[Chorus]
Bummed in Blackpool, know what I mean?
Bummed in Blackpool, keep your nose clean,
Bummed in Blackpool, the perfect alibi,
Bummed in Blackpool, no need for a lieeeeeeee,

[Verse 3]
Johnny Jacker taxi man ripper,
Cruising Blackpool take a ride on the dipper,
Johnny Jacker crime is never too far,
Doesn't even need to be in his taxi carrrrr,

[Bridge]
Left his usual haunts to come to the shore,
Johnny Jacker never one to bore,
Finds some healthy lads up for some fun,
Having a go on his fleshy gun,

[Chorus]
Bummed in Blackpool, know what I mean?
Bummed in Blackpool, keep your nose clean,
Bummed in Blackpool, the perfect alibi,
Bummed in Blackpool, no need for a lieeeeeeee,

[Outro]
Slipping in and out of men in the night,
What started as an alibi now taken a bite,
Have a bit of fun in the Blackpool breeze,
You know Johnny likes them when they fall to their kneesssss,
Bummed in Blackpool, know what I mean?
Bummed in Blackpool, keep your nose clean,
Bummed in Blackpool, the perfect alibi,
Bummed in Blackpool, no need for a lieeeeeeee,
Bummed in Blackpool.... Bummed in Blackpool.... Bummed in Blackpoooool